The Mini Mad Monkey- custom,spanking,vegan,thuddy,mature,fetish

$90.00

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Mini in name, savage in spirit. đŸ’đŸ’„
Don’t let the size fool you—this Mini Mad Monkey still comes swinging like it’s got something to prove. With 5 braided falls, each ending in a hefty 2.5" monkey fist, this beast delivers deep, bone-rattling impact that’ll have you rethinking your life choices (in the best way).

⚠ Warning: There’s a learning curve here—it’s on the heavier side and not for the dainty. But once you master it? Chef’s kiss.
📏 Approx. 23" long, weighing in at a no-joke 1.6 lbs.
🎯 Features an adjustable choke to help zero in on your target and bring the pain, precisely.

🎹 Customize the handle and falls with up to 6 colors—because pain should match your aesthetic.
💬 Not sure what vibe you want? Message us—we’ll help you pick a palette that slaps.

✹ Want extra sparkle? Add our Bling It Up listing and let that monkey shine.

⏳ This brat-breaker is custom made, so please allow 2–3 weeks for us to build your new favorite weapon.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/766314269/bling-it-up?click_key=899c37bdfe255617e2719d2ccae31dc00108c147%3A766314269&click_sum=8fd40db5&ga_search_query=bling&ref=shop_items_search_1&frs=1


Up to 5 colors to customize is available!

Shipping from United States

Processing time

2-3 weeks

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

Returns & exchanges not accepted

But please contact me if you have problems with your order

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Frequently Asked Questions

Custom and personalized orders

It usually takes 2-3 weeks for custom orders. If you need sooner please message us and we can try to accommodate.

We are not responsible for buyers custom color choices. If we see a color selection that maybe off, we may contact the buyer. If the buyer agrees this is the color selection and does not like after delivery, we can not be held responsible.

Please remember that colors on the screen and in person sometimes are different. Different computer screens/phone screens, lighting, etc all play a part in the actual color being portrayed . We do our best to get this images as close to the real thing.

Wholesale availability

Absolutely! We love more than anything getting our babies out there! Contact us with your questions about pricing and quantities .

Care instructions

As with all handmade items care is needed. While we stand behind our babies we do ask that the handles do not get submerged, just surface cleaned only. With the paracord falls, hand washing with a mild soap and water and hang drying works the best when needed. If body fluids are present ( etc, blood) peroxide is great for removing stains and rinsing well.

Rubber & silicone are easily whipped off with wipes as well as hand washing.

Please contact us if there are any questions before you wash.

Gift wrapping and packaging

We do offer gift wrapping. Each item purchased will be wrapped in a box of its own and wrapped with seasonal paper. We often have choices available. Please check listing.

Sizing details

All of our handles are based on an average 3/4 inch PVC handle. If you need a smaller size (or larger) let us know. We can gladly adjust to fit your needs.

LOST, MIS-DELIVERED & DAMAGES PACKAGES

Let's admit it - mistakes happen. USPS, UPS,FEDEX,DHL..all ran by humans. I however, do not work for them. Once a package leaves me, I DO NOT have control over what happens. It is your responsibility to contact the shipping company & see if they can help.( they can contact the driver right away).

CHECK WITH THE NEIGHBORS!!

Call as soon as you see it is missing!!! If you wait 2 weeks to look for it...chances of it being found are none! Help this artist out ! I hate remaking pieces!!

If a package is damaged, take detailed pictures! Send to me. I am willing to file a claim,but YOU have 7 days from delivery to let me know about the damage. After that it is your responsibility.

Reviews (38)

Average:

This is a BEAUTIFUL piece. The seller was spectacular, reaching out immediately and even offering colors that are not displayed in the chart. The monkey fists are wicked. They are solid and sure to leave some nice bruising. It is exactly as described and I will absolutely be making other purchases in the future.

Everything I've ever gotten here has been of the highest quality. Christina is one of the best shop-runners on Etsy.

First, great customer service! Seller was very responsive and made sure I got the colors I wanted as well. Absolutely love how it turned out! The Lisa Frank colors were perfect! Definitely going to be a fun toy to be hit with. Bought this along with another toy, thank you!

Quality-10, item description-10, and it went beyond my expectations. Also the vendor helped curate a unique design specifically for what colors I wanted with many options to choose from. The toys balls are heavy and deliver a delicious thud.

Beautifully made and oh what fun! If you've never tried a monkey fist before I'd suggest getting a single first and playing with that but this as a next step is fantastic


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