Mini in name, savage in spirit. šš„
Donāt let the size fool youāthis Mini Mad Monkey still comes swinging like itās got something to prove. With 5 braided falls, each ending in a hefty 2.5" monkey fist, this beast delivers deep, bone-rattling impact thatāll have you rethinking your life choices (in the best way).
ā ļø Warning: Thereās a learning curve hereāitās on the heavier side and not for the dainty. But once you master it? Chefās kiss.
š Approx. 23" long, weighing in at a no-joke 1.6 lbs.
šÆ Features an adjustable choke to help zero in on your target and bring the pain, precisely.
šØ Customize the handle and falls with up to 6 colorsābecause pain should match your aesthetic.
š¬ Not sure what vibe you want? Message usāweāll help you pick a palette that slaps.
āØ Want extra sparkle? Add our Bling It Up listing and let that monkey shine.
ā³ This brat-breaker is custom made, so please allow 2ā3 weeks for us to build your new favorite weapon.
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Up to 5 colors to customize is available!
Shipping from United States
Processing time
2-3 weeks
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
- Items on sale
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Frequently Asked Questions
Custom and personalized orders
It usually takes 2-3 weeks for custom orders. If you need sooner please message us and we can try to accommodate.
We are not responsible for buyers custom color choices. If we see a color selection that maybe off, we may contact the buyer. If the buyer agrees this is the color selection and does not like after delivery, we can not be held responsible.
Please remember that colors on the screen and in person sometimes are different. Different computer screens/phone screens, lighting, etc all play a part in the actual color being portrayed . We do our best to get this images as close to the real thing.
Wholesale availability
Absolutely! We love more than anything getting our babies out there! Contact us with your questions about pricing and quantities .
Care instructions
As with all handmade items care is needed. While we stand behind our babies we do ask that the handles do not get submerged, just surface cleaned only. With the paracord falls, hand washing with a mild soap and water and hang drying works the best when needed. If body fluids are present ( etc, blood) peroxide is great for removing stains and rinsing well.
Rubber & silicone are easily whipped off with wipes as well as hand washing.
Please contact us if there are any questions before you wash.
Gift wrapping and packaging
We do offer gift wrapping. Each item purchased will be wrapped in a box of its own and wrapped with seasonal paper. We often have choices available. Please check listing.
Sizing details
All of our handles are based on an average 3/4 inch PVC handle. If you need a smaller size (or larger) let us know. We can gladly adjust to fit your needs.
LOST, MIS-DELIVERED & DAMAGES PACKAGES
Let's admit it - mistakes happen. USPS, UPS,FEDEX,DHL..all ran by humans. I however, do not work for them. Once a package leaves me, I DO NOT have control over what happens. It is your responsibility to contact the shipping company & see if they can help.( they can contact the driver right away).
CHECK WITH THE NEIGHBORS!!
Call as soon as you see it is missing!!! If you wait 2 weeks to look for it...chances of it being found are none! Help this artist out ! I hate remaking pieces!!
If a package is damaged, take detailed pictures! Send to me. I am willing to file a claim,but YOU have 7 days from delivery to let me know about the damage. After that it is your responsibility.
Reviews (34)
Average:
Nov 7, 2024
Beautifully made and oh what fun! If you've never tried a monkey fist before I'd suggest getting a single first and playing with that but this as a next step is fantastic
Michael McWhorter
Aug 31, 2024
I already wrote a review for a matching kink set I purchased alongside the mini mad monkey. The seller is excellent and very helpful. They matched all the colors and showed me some pictures of color combinations ahead of crafting my order so I could choose what matched best. Iām excited to try this flogger because of its unique design. I like the movable collar that lets you gather the tails for a different sensation and more precision. Great seller and Iām sure Iāll purchase other products in the future.
dhardley1
May 19, 2024
Absolutely amazing!! Love it and my clients love it
Michael Maroney
Apr 8, 2024
High quality, beautifully crafted! Great color recommendations from the makers. Will surely order more toys in the future.
Gordon
Mar 7, 2024
Dealer was greatbto work with I hope to do business with them again!
John