The Ass Swatter is so much fun! Got a naughty bottom that needs some discipline..this is the tool. Not too stingy, it conforms to all the curves. Total length approx 15 inches.
Custom orders take 2-3 weeks. Please expect that weight.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
It usually takes 2-3 weeks for custom orders. If you need sooner please message us and we can try to accommodate.
We are not responsible for buyers custom color choices. If we see a color selection that maybe off, we may contact the buyer. If the buyer agrees this is the color selection and does not like after delivery, we can not be held responsible.
Please remember that colors on the screen and in person sometimes are different. Different computer screens/phone screens, lighting, etc all play a part in the actual color being portrayed . We do our best to get this images as close to the real thing.
Absolutely! We love more than anything getting our babies out there! Contact us with your questions about pricing and quantities .
As with all handmade items care is needed. While we stand behind our babies we do ask that the handles do not get submerged, just surface cleaned only. With the paracord falls, hand washing with a mild soap and water and hang drying works the best when needed. If body fluids are present ( etc, blood) peroxide is great for removing stains and rinsing well.
Rubber & silicone are easily whipped off with wipes as well as hand washing.
Please contact us if there are any questions before you wash.
We do offer gift wrapping. Each item purchased will be wrapped in a box of its own and wrapped with seasonal paper. We often have choices available. Please check listing.
All of our handles are based on an average 3/4 inch PVC handle. If you need a smaller size (or larger) let us know. We can gladly adjust to fit your needs.
Let's admit it - mistakes happen. USPS, UPS,FEDEX,DHL..all ran by humans. I however, do not work for them. Once a package leaves me, I DO NOT have control over what happens. It is your responsibility to contact the shipping company & see if they can help.( they can contact the driver right away).
CHECK WITH THE NEIGHBORS!!
Call as soon as you see it is missing!!! If you wait 2 weeks to look for it...chances of it being found are none! Help this artist out ! I hate remaking pieces!!
If a package is damaged, take detailed pictures! Send to me. I am willing to file a claim,but YOU have 7 days from delivery to let me know about the damage. After that it is your responsibility.
Apr 10, 2023
Stings like fire, but a little wide for smaller butts.
Mar 28, 2023
Very nice and a lot of fun! Thank you
Nov 10, 2022
Amazing toys and amazing quality. The shop cross referenced my previous purchase and asked if I wanted them to be be color coordinated; just amazing! I can’t say enough positive things about how great these toys are.
Oct 22, 2022
Made well. Matched description. Nice little swatter. Not much sting to it because of the weight. Shipped and received quickly.
Sep 13, 2022